Take-Two's Chairman on the announcement of GTA V

This is what Take-Two Chairman Strauss Zelnick said the other night to an analyst in its Q3 earnings call when asked to give an indication as to when the next title in Grand Theft Auto is going to be announced:

“We’re not going to announce it. We’re not going to announce when we’re going to announce it. And we’re not going to announce the strategy about announcing it or about when we’re going to announce it either, or about the announcement strategy surrounding the announcement of the strategy.

Any other questions?”

The Complete Transcript of Quentin Tarantino’s Speech at Last Night’s Inglourious Basterds Premiere

"So, are you ready to see some Basterds?" [Mild applause]

"I said, are you ready to ready to see some Basterds fuck up some Nazis?" [Louder applause]

"Yeah, motherfucker!" [Throws microphone on the floor]

science will fuck you

This panel is taken from Warren Ellis' Ignition City #4 and is drawn by Gianluca Pagliarani. Here is a link to the official book site (avatar ignition city)

Do I need to state that you should click on the image to get a larger HQ version of the panel?

Megan Fox is comfortable with her role

"I don't want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson — who I have nothing against but I don't want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single SAT word I've every learned to prove, like, 'Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.' I don't want to have to do that. I resent having to prove that I'm not a retard — but I do. And part of it is my own fault." —Megan Fox on not wanting to be like Scarlett Johansson

and now pictures

Jamie Foxx gives advice

"Make a sex tape and grow up. Get like Britney Spears and do some heroin. Do like Lindsay Lohan … and get some crack in your pipe … That's what I want." —Jamie Foxx's advice to Miley Cyrus

killer quotes + source links

"If [Daddy Yankee] debates me about politics, he will never talk another word about a politician for the rest of his life." —Fat Joe attacks Daddy Yankee over his support for John McCain [NYP]

"But, for Earl's creator, Greg Garcia, who referred to me as a 'psychotic,' I have only one question. Why are you Scientologists always rendering these medical opinions you aren't qualified to give?" —Alec Baldwin [HuffPo]

"I am thrilled to have my DNA shot into space, as this brings me one step closer to my lifelong dream of being the baby at the end of 2001." —Stephen Colbert [AP via Canadian Press]

"To be honest, man, I really appreciate that people appreciate what I do, but I don't like that type of pressure. Like, I hate it, to be honest. I cannot save no whole rap game." —André 3000 [MTV]