the guy on the left is an idiot

Don't be the idiot.

shit List: another jacked concept

So I was introduced to this site, http://thearabparrot.uber.com/, and the guy seems pretty funny, definitely a good site to check out for a different perspective. Anyway he had a shit list post and I couldn't help but repost my own comment. I fully admit jacking his theme though.

Shit I hate

1. Lupe Fiasco
2. Motherfuckers who go "clubbin" on a wednesday
3. $100 BBC shirts, what the fuck are they made out of, spun gold? human hair?
4. All the candy colored bull shit in the clothing game. Kids dress like they fell out of a 80's cartoon
5. Tyler Hansbrough
6. debt collectors
7. Lower east side, WHAT THE FUCK are you assholes doing over there?
8. DC nightlife, christ almighty do the chocolate city residents suffer
9. DC daylife, fuck
10. Meter maids
11. People who wear ipods while driving. GET a FUCKING stereo you cheap fucker
12. Atlantic City
13. Candy colored bullshit. Its the worst shit.

Brandon Marshall attacked by McDonalds

Zumaya's guitar hero. Jeff Kent's "car washing". Smoltz's self ironing. Sosa's sneeze.

all of these stupid assed injuries have all been eclipsed by the newest and quite possibly most random injury I've ever read.

"The physical Denver wideout will have his arm in a cast for at least two weeks after slipping on a fast food wrapper, NFL.com reported. When he slipped, Marshall reached his arm out to brace his fall and it went through a TV entertainment center. That injury required stitches.

"I want to thank everybody for their concerns and let everyone know that I'm okay," Marshall wrote in a text message Sunday to NFL.com. "It's funny because I pride myself on YAC (yards after catch) and being one of the toughest players to take down once I have the ball in my hands.

"So for the next couple of days I'm going to take the time to build my confidence back up after allowing that McDonalds bag to take me down and send me through the entertainment center."

story via Fox Sports

congrats Marshall, once this story gets run around the news networks your going to be in hollowed ground for stupidest sports injuries of all time.

OPEN Practice 3/19 for NCAA Tourney in DC

Ticketmaster Web Site

March 19, 2008

Come out and see some of the NCAA participants in this weekend’s first and second rounds in the FREE open practice Wednesday, March 19th at 12noon. Doors will open at 11am.

Time: 12:00pm

Ticket Prices: 0.00

Don't act like you don't know! Bionic Commando is back and "Rearmed"

Some cold hard details about the gorgeous 2D-style Bionic Commando Rearmed are finally coming our way, courtesy of the official site. The title is scheduled for release in May on Xbox Live Arcade and Playstation Network for $10 USD, and will also release on PC for an undetermined price.

According to the official site, the XBLA version of Rearmed will retail for 800 MSP, while the PSN version will sell for $10 USD.

Here's a little history lesson or the man, the myth, the RAD for the uninformed via a well done fan vid by some guy called soyraw over on gametrailers.com.

Conan unveils Spitzer's new Campaign Ad

Conan gives Spitzer a little help

FMG-9 SMG Flashlight

uuummmm, yes please. Everyone needs one of these for when they go "walking"